Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Ten Things I Learned in Vegas

  1. Italian men like to wear pink.

  2. People born in 1987 (the year I graduated high school) are able to gamble and drink.

  3. You can easily lose $200 in a matter of minutes, especially if you are using colorful plastic circles as currency.

  4. Chocolate Amaretto Gelato tastes best at midnight.

  5. Drink containers large enough to require a strap to carry them actually exist. Seriously.

  6. Everyone should have a button next to their bed that automatically opens and closes the window shade.

  7. There is no reason to spend $25 a day to work out in the hotel gym. Take a walk, man!

  8. Lots of people like to stand in really, really long lines for all-you-can-eat buffets. Not me.

  9. You can actually get blisters on the bottom of your feet from walking too much.

  10. Everything that happens in Vegas definitely doesn't stay in Vegas. Talk to my thighs!

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