- Italian men like to wear pink.
- People born in 1987 (the year I graduated high school) are able to gamble and drink.
- You can easily lose $200 in a matter of minutes, especially if you are using colorful plastic circles as currency.
- Chocolate Amaretto Gelato tastes best at midnight.
- Drink containers large enough to require a strap to carry them actually exist. Seriously.
- Everyone should have a button next to their bed that automatically opens and closes the window shade.
- There is no reason to spend $25 a day to work out in the hotel gym. Take a walk, man!
- Lots of people like to stand in really, really long lines for all-you-can-eat buffets. Not me.
- You can actually get blisters on the bottom of your feet from walking too much.
- Everything that happens in Vegas definitely doesn't stay in Vegas. Talk to my thighs!
